hereiswherethedreamerlies:

💝

recorrupted:

vegasmo:
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

breatheinbreatheoutt:

I CAN QUOTE THIS WHOLE MOVIE

(Source: rickgrimeshappens, via nudus-anima)

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

thedingledodies:

oscill8wildly:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

(via nudus-anima)

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land